Total Medals Earned: 426 (From 90 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,270 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/105 points)
Start playing.
Score 200+
Survive a full year.
Score 500+
Score 800+
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/375 points)
Complete 5th level
Clear the first eight levels.
Complete 16th level
Complete all 24 levels
Medals Earned: 4/16 (50/450 points)
Collect all energy in the first level
Find the first secret area
Find the second secret area
Kill 5 enemies in 5 seconds
But before you do, think of all the kittens
Kill all enemies in Normal Mode
Collect all energy in Normal Mode
Finish the game in Normal Mode
Find the third secret area
Found the fourth secret area
Found the fifth secret area
Kill all enemies in Hard Mode
Make an enemy fall to his death
Collect all energy in Hard Mode
Finish the game in Hard Mode
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 10/11 (295/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
I hope you chose the money.
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Medals Earned: 8/46 (50/490 points)
Play as a Wizard!
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Rogue!
Carry 350 Coins
Use your Second Wind!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Monk!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Reach the Second Area!
Get -3 in any stat!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)
Find the hidden item in The Infected Waterway
Find the hidden item in Felix's Hideout
Find the hidden item in Mama's Nest
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/255 points)
kill one of the insectoid mini-bosses
stockpile 5 extra lives
collect 250 bonus stars
kill 25 of the insectoid mini-bosses
collect 100 diamonds
kill 20 enemies in under 3 seconds
accumulate a x13 score multiplier
replenish full health after dropping to 2/3
annihilate 50 enemy squads on a single level
maintain shields for 13 seconds
accumulate a x100 score multiplier
score 1,000,000 points in squad bonuses
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!